How To HYPNOTIZE People With Words – Glenn Osborn

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How To HYPNOTIZE People With Words – NLP Copywriting Course By Glenn Osborn

Roses Are Red,

Violets are Blue,

Angelina has Brad,

Jennifer says, “Boo Hoo.”

Angelina Likes Lions,

Brad Pitt Does Too,

Namibia Game Park is like a big Zoo,

Pitting Lions Against Papparazzi Science.

You Can See The Headlines Now,

***Tourists Eaten At Angelina’s Hunting Lodge,***

Nobody Knows What, When, Why or How,

Herds of Photographers Forgot to Dodge,

Got Turned into Over-Dressed Cat Chow,

Film at Eleven. Oh boy. Like WOW!

Later – At The Press Conference Angelina Complained,

Of Hordes of Papparazzi Attacking Her House,

They Wore Jennifer Aniston Masks She Explained,

Security Tapes ID’d Her Armani Blouse,

But No Photos of Her Face Have Been Obtained,

Jennifer Aniston Halloween Masks Are Being Blamed

FOR MEN ONLY – NLP Ad Case Study: Roger from New Zealand reports using the Roses Are Red Poem. The one you just read at the TOP of our offer. To get many more phone calls – from WOMEN and men both – for his lawn care biz.

His WINNING ad goes something like this: (We won’t give away ALL his secrets here.)

“Roses Are Red,

Violets are Blue

Has Your Pimply Lawn got You Down?

Call me – Roger in to SAVE You.

Ph #

Roger reports a WEIRD side effect to his cheap NLP ad. His love life has improved a great deal. He’s getting calls from attractive, affluent, lonely women home owners.

SO…

As We Repeat over and over in all our Big Red Nose ring Ezines, NLP Programs and e-books – BE CAREFUL!

Attn NLP Copywriters-How to HYPNOTIZE Readers With Words

Hidden In-Your-Face UGLY Copywriting w/Addictive Words

How To Write NLP Words That Sell to 2-Headed Readers

Dear friend,

As You can SEE, we put a 2-Headed Star-Power-Poem at the top of this letter.

Why did we DO that?

Three Reasons:

Reason #1 – You’re in a hurry. You’re probably at your computer. One FINGER on the Mouse Button. SO – We had to get your ATTENTION fast.

Reason #2 – You’re bored. Now You’re ready to SMILE. Cuz the Jennifer – Angelina POEM is Odd, Different, WEIRD. You’re curious, too, about how Super Star name dropping can make YOUR Copywriting more profitable.

Reason #3 – You Owe It to Yourself. To SLOW DOWN. Take a Deep Breath. Have some FUN. You Deserve PROOF of the effectiveness of 2-Headed NLP Copywriting. IF Angelina Jolie and The Super Rich use very, very advanced 2-Headed NLP Copywriting (In Addition to LIONS.) As Part of their Mansion & Palace Security…

Then…

OBVIOUSLY…

You

CAN

Use

2-Headed NLP Copywriting POWER

To Persuade

Your

Readers

To

Buy.

from YOU ———————————————————– Too.

FIRST – LY – You’ve been THINKING, “What the heck is ***2-Headed Copywriting?***” “2-Headed NLP Copywriting” MEANS exactly what it says. You WRITE to 2 Heads. Like a Magician.

You use NLP Mis-direction to distract HEAD #1. (Your readers’ Conscious Mind – HEAD #1.) While you talk to THE BOSS. ( The Unconscious Mind – HEAD #2.)

You’ll Find Out How.

RIGHT HERE.

So YOU can do it too.

SECOND – You’ve heard of Eugene Schwartz. One of the most successful copywriters of all time. He attributes much of his billion + word-smithing-success to UGLY Copywriting. “UGLY” gets thru to HEAD #2.

While Gary Halbert uses the salmon swimming up-stream to spawn metaphor. When describing the battle to get your Direct Mail opened. Eugene thinks UGLY copy Wakes Up The Unconscious mind. Gets his sales copy READ. (PAY ATTN. We’re using ideas from both Gary and Eugene here.)

THIRD – You Won’t have Seen Many 100% NLP Based Copywriting Courses. Maybe None.

Why?

There should be lots and lots of “How ToWrite-for-Profit Using NLP Words” Copywriting products out there. Cuz the Best Copywriters all USE NLP. AND since NLP Copywriting is Powerful, Predictable, Scientific AND EASY to use.

GADZOOKS!

You know the answer. It’s Because. This Hidden Trance Command Stuff is really, really TOUGH to Explain.

You can’t SEE it.

FEEL it.

HEAR it.

TASTE it.

TOUCH it.

So. Please Forgive the Exta-ordinary lengths we’ve gone to in this letter. And in the “2-Headed UGLY NLP Copywriting V1″ E-book Course DESCRIPTION and Content.

You’ll get to PLAY with 100’s of Case Studies and Interactive Examples. With our 365 Day – 100% money back Guarantee, we’re taking NO Chances. You really WILL be able to use 1 or 2 HIDDEN NLP strategies effectively. Right away.

Speaking of Interactivity. Please take the following short OLD STYLE Copywriting Headline POP-QUIZ.

You are supposed to FLUNK.

Even if You Get Lucky and Score 100%. You can Be Sure it’s a FLUKE. Because in the Good old days. Copywriters tested dozens and dozens of headlines to find ONE phrase. That out-pulled the rest. What they did was an ART. (There is no systematic method to Imitate Their Success.)

EDITOR’S Note: You know what REALLY Bugs me? Every time I take this little pop quiz. After not seeing it for a while. I get WRONG answers. I really HATE that. And YOU should too. Because that means we can’t borrow and adapt these Headline Winners to sell our OWN stuff. That SUCKS. Fortunately there is a BETTER way.

Modern day NLP turns Copywriting into a more predictable Science.

You and I don’t have time for all that testing. Quickie Tests of your TOP 2 NLP Headlines. YES. That makes good sense. You’ll find Out How to Test in minutes without leaving your chair. But Dozens?

Forgetaboutit!

OLD Style Headline Quiz

Your Job is to Guess Which Headline outperformed the other by a large Profit Margin.

1. A. How to turn your careful driving into money.

B. Auto insurance at lower rates if you are a careful driver.

2. A. Announcing an Important Revision of the Bible

B. The most Important Bible News In 340 Years

3. A. Smog Slayer

B. Car Pollution Shield

4. A. Girls…Want Quick Curls?

B. Does he still say…”You’re Beautiful?”

5. A. How To Make Chocolate Pudding in 6 Minutes.

B. Tonight Serve This Ready Mixed Chocolate Pudding.

6. A. Popular Secretary Caught Red-Handed

B. Hundreds Are Changing To Fragrant Frostilla.

7. A. To Every Woman Who’d Like A Career In Interior Design

B. Can You Spot These 7 Common Decorating Sins?

Headline Quiz Answers:

1. – B – 1200% better

2. – B – 74% better

3. – B – 24% better

4. – A – 220% better

5. – B – 66% better

6. – B – 89% better

7. – B – 250% better

EDITOR’S NOTE: By the way. All of the above Headlines will BOMB if pitted against modern day NLP Headlines in the Same Industry niche. So it makes Sense to USE Proven, Tested NLP Templates and formulas. Like the ones You Get In this E-book. So You Can Get Fast, Predictable Bttm Line Results. And Change Your Headlines like you do underwear. FAST.

Let’s compare the OLD way and a NEW Way. The 2-Headed NLP way.

Just Suppose You Had To Write a Profitable NLP Sales Letter Quickly…

#1 – You’d borrow a Highly Profitable NLP Template. (Marketing tests show for every Profitable Headline there are 1000’s of DOGS.)

#2 – You know you have only 2 or 3 Seconds to Grab Attention. Then SUCK the reader down the page to Find Out MORE.

#3 – You Are Aware that some of your competitors are using NLP basics. Just to KEEP UP with the Joneses of copywriting. You have to DO MORE.

Case Study Example – You can LOOK UP at the top of this letter. Do you see the “Magic of Three” formula?

I – Poem

II – Headlines

III – Reason-Why-Introduction words

***POEM – You spotted the a Billion Dollar Proven World-wide ATTENTION GRABBER Gambit, right? We borrowed Gary Halbert’s 1.00 Bill Letter. Replaced the Dollar Bill with a Poem.

***You weren’t Supposed to notice. Cuz we mis-directed your Conscious Mind with a Goofy Poem. We used Joe Sugarman’s Rule of 3 Strategy too. 3 Headlines.

***You saw the BIG UGLY Words in Headline #1. So Perhaps You Missed the 2 Hidden NLP Trance Commands In That Same Headline.

***You Got Curious IMMEDIATELY. Because of the silly Poem. Perhaps SO CURIOUS that you skipped over ALL of the words btwn the TOP Poem and the Angelina/Jennifer/Brad Short Story coming up NEXT. That’s fine. That means your conscious mind (HEAD #1) missed the fact that the Poem is there to make you just a bit HAPPIER. We got this NLP Copywriting tip from NLP guru – Dr. Robert Cialdini – who consults with McDonalds Restaurants. They use similar NLP. Because happy, smiling people BUY MORE.

You guessed it Keemosabe. You are correct to be suspicious. There is a TON more of the INVISIBLE 2-Headed nlp Magic hidden in plain sight here. More than we have room to Explain now. Which is WHY we’ve written Volume I of our “2-Headed-NLP-In-Print Copywriting Course.”

Ok.

If my ESP is still working, You wanna know:

“WHERE does All This Invisible Unconscious Mind NLP Stuff COME FROM?

“Who did we learn it from?

“Why haven’t YOU seen or heard about Advanced NLP-in-Print-Strategies BEFORE?

(We Think it’s Hidden on Purpose. Cuz it gives Top Copywriters a MAJOR Manipulation and Persuasion Advantage. Once you know what to LOOK for, tho. It’s all there. In plain sight.)

How FEAR Launched Us Into The Invisible World of 2-Headed NLP Copywriting

#1 – We Got SCARED. At one of the 1st Hi-End NLP events we attended, we spent 6 days in a SWEAT. Guys hopped on the ground like frogs. Women went buk buk bawk like a chicken. Young men barked like Dogs. Then fell asleep in their chairs.

I should know. 2 of these guys were snoring on the sofa next to me. Took about 60 seconds. The NLP guru was grinning at me.

We resisted for 5 days. Got slightly Warped on day 6 however.

How do I KNOW I got a bit warped on the last day of the work-shop? In the car, on the way home, I WOKE UP after driving 100 MILES in the wrong direction.

Here’s How You Test To Find Out If People’s Brains Have Gone BYE BYE

We created this simple test. When you see people Get still. Quiet. Focused. Eyes a bit glazed. You wave/wave a hand in front of their eyes. We did that with the man and woman sitting to the lf and rt of us at another NLP event. NO REACTION. Their brain had gone BYE BYE.

FEAR focuses the mind. We began to research verbal, visual and written NLP Influence in order to create a KEEP-OUT-barrier in our own brain.

AND – We began to ASK, “How can we use 2-Headed NLP Skills to HELP people. REALLY, Truly Find out what they want. Then sell it to them. Offer a YEAR LONG 100% money back GUARANTEE. Offer Way MORE than The Extra Mile in VALUE.

#2 – You too Can read BACKWARDS. Back to front, that is. All non-fiction. Especially sales letters. This allows you to STEP BACK and Take nlp Notes.

#3 – We worked behind the scenes at dozens of 20K, 15,K, 10K and 5K events. Focused on the richest people in the room. Concentrated on what they said and did. NOT on what they SAID to buy. Or SAID to do.

A – (NLP and Selling Written Information) Two finger typist, Dr. Gary North, uses NLP copywriting to sell to a niche of Americans.

B – (NLP Sales Mindset) Thru Gary we got a sales letter from Jay Abraham.

C – (NLP & Consulting) Jay really WOKE US UP. We were startled to learn that lots of the information products we’d been buying. Were from Jay’s sales letters. Howard Ruff offers, for example. NOT the person we thought wrote the letter.

D – (NLP Word Testing at a Profit) NEW worlds opened up. We got referred to Bill Myers. By combining How Bill Pre-tested, How Bob Morrison. and Gary H. – Test Ads before Paying for Ads. We came up with some ways to SELL our Advertising tests. Instead of paying for it.

E – (NLP in Direct Mail and the phone) We met writing genius – Bob Morrison. Discovered how to TEST ideas before paying a dime.

F – (NLP in print) Jerry Buchanon led us to a master NLP Copywriter…

G – (NLP in Print) Gary Halbert… Gary tests his sales copy in bars. We discovered a similar method. Which allows instant Copy testing without leaving your computer chair. It’s called E*bay.

H – (NLP & Charity) Gaylord Briley was a speaker at one of Gary’s Key West events. Gaylord’s level of NLP Copywriting is truly mind-blowing. 3 billion dollars raised for Charity and Non-Profits with Direct Mail sales letters.

I – (NLP Word Systems for BIG Ticket, Hi-End Sales) Turned out that Gaylord was a member of Walter Hailey’s Hunt, Texas mastermind Network. Walter, worth a few hundred million, had started, built, taken public and sold 4 companies. For Example: Walter used a concept he called, “NLP PRE-HEAT” – totally, 100% NLP words – to sell a billion dollars of insurance in 7 years.

J – (NLP & Seminars) We started getting invited to WILD and wooly Boot Kamps. Which were totally sold with NLP words. One group got 3000 people to pay 3000.00 each. Using an NLP soaked game similar to Duck-Duck-Goose. Held quarterly they were grossing 36 mil a year.

PROOF –The Magic of Three– Principle Jet-Propels NLP-in-Print

J. K. Rowling – of Harry Potter Fame – Used –The Magic of 3– In “The Goblet of Fire” Harry Potter book.

Ms. Rowling has had her Biggest Movie Success so far. Because she put a 3-Part-Wizard- Challenge into the “Goblet of Fire” book. (1) Beat a Dragon (2) Rescue Friends At The Bottom of a Lake (3) Be 1st to Get to The Center of a Maze full of Monsters.

Joe Sugarman – Blu-Blocker Sunglasses – Uses The Magic of 3 in all his ads and Info-mercials.

Ken Kragan – Genius Super Agent To Kenny Rogers discovered –The Magic of 3– concept when he started working for the Smothers Brothers. A Vegas Show, A Radio Show, Ed Sullivan Show – All in the same Weekend. They were international Stars on Monday.

Did You Know Hooters Is Using The MAGIC of 3 Principle?

I – Hooters Restaurants Sell Food All over the world!

II – Hooters Restaurants All over the World Sell Hooters Airline Tickets

III – Hooters Sells Food, Airline tickets and Get-Away-Vacations to Hooters Casino in Las Vegas

K – (NLP and Fund-raising) That’s where we met Linda Chandler – Who uses a NLP Mastermind System to raise billions of dollars. She’s in China now. After raising funds for Intel, Apple, Microsoft and a star studded list of other well known companies.

L – (NLP and Radio) Shortly after that we met Paul Meyer. (Paul owns “Success Motivation Institute” and 37 other companies.) We chatted At an investor conference Just Before He Bought TPN. The People’s Network. Then resold it to Pre-Paid-Legal.

WEIRD But True. The More NLP You Know, The MORE NLP You SEE Being Used By top Companies like McDonalds, Lucas Films and Wal-Mart.

You LEARN nlp-in-print Faster by Using it. We used NLP-in-print and the Phone – to sell over 1 million dollars of Seminar seats and other stuff for people in the above list. Most of the time we did this by writing a sales letter. Then calling to close the sale on the phone. Sometimes the NLP letter or NLP series of letters is enough. Sometimes a prospect wants to talk to a REAL person.

2-Headed Copywriting Adapted to Protect the Super Rich

Lately we’ve been chatting with an entrepreneur named Jake. Jake is a Behind-the-scenes, By-Referral-Only Security Consultant.

His clients are Oil Sheiks, Billionaires, Heads of State and Hollywood Movie Stars SO Famous that they attract stalker-attackers like bees to honey.

How Jakes’ WEIRD NLP-In-Print System Puts a BAG Over The Bad Guy’s Head

Recently – Jake described in general terms how he uses NLP Magic to protect Stars Homes in the USA. Without injuring anyone. You’ve probably heard about the lady stalker who keeps breaking into one or two of the homes owned by David Letterman.

In Saudi Arabia the stalker would be shot dead. (Hey. If they cut one hand off for theft. It stands to reason house breaking might be a worse penalty.)

In the USA. The injured house cracker might actually WIN a lawsuit. So millionaire Super Stars hire Jake to come up with OTHER methods. Invisible methods. Ways to keep thieves out. While keeping E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y safe.

Here’s how Jake combines Hidden, COVERT NLP word tactics. AND Audio/Visual NLP Strategies. To ZAP the minds of attackers.

When We Wrote This Letter Anjolina Jolie Was Using 100’s of Wild LIONS to Keep Photographers Away. She has the Perfect Sense of Humor for 2-Headed SLEEPY Security Measures. She and Brad Have Moved Into a Game Lodge In Namibia

50 Armed Marines are not Cheap,

Bear Traps and dead fall traps will get her Sued.

Hand grenades & mine fields make you Leap,

Electrified fences, gates, bars and windows are Rude,

But JUST SUPPOSE you could put Head #1 in a BAG,

Then put ALL the Bad Guys to SLEEP,

Now ONE Security Guard can Protect House and Flag.

Stalking Invaders are Frustrated without a PEEP.

Ok.

Here we go…

Angelina Throws Burglers to 2-Headed NLP Lions

A pregnant Angelina Jolie sits at a desk inside a Game Lodge in Etosha National Game Park in Northern Namibia, sipping bottled water, Video Satellite Phone to her ear. Watching the Screen which shows the front entrance hall of her home in London. Brad Pitt looks over her shoulder.

“What am I looking at Jake? – OVER” She asks as she leans forward to squint at the Global-SAT-Phone Screen.

“Your House in London is being raided. 6 people wearing Jennifer Aniston masks just got past the Butler. They’re thru the front door. Into the 2nd Hallway. – OVER”

Angelina looks up at Brad. His mouth is open. Then he starts grinning. Glances down at her. They both start laughing. “You’re joking, right -OVER?”

“No, wish I were. That’s how they got thru the gate. And past the front door. None of your staff could believe it either. -OVER ”

“They spray painted a poem on the wall in the hallway. Wanna hear it -OVER?”

“Ok. What does it say -OVER?”

“Well. My Guard watching the video monitors just read it to me. “I’m Feeling Blue, Mad Too, Angelina has Brad. Jennifer is Sick of You. -OVER”

“Hey, that’s pretty good” Brad says. Then goes “OUCH” and rubs his hip where Angelina elbowed him. “They’re spray painting MY Walls,” she reminds him.

“Oh yeah.”

Pointing toward the kitchen, Angelina says, “Brad’s going to get popcorn. What are those bodies on the floor? The red dress looks like Prada. The white is Channel. Anybody hurt? – OVER”

“Lemme’ Check. I just got here.” Muttering is heard while Jake talks to the security guards. “Ok. 3 bodies so far. Police have been called. On the way. Body #1 – Sleepy gas Maced by the Butler. He ran outside. Body #2 – Pushed the doorbell button with the needle in it. He or she is asleep. Body #3 – Got the answer to the NLP Quiz Wrong. The knock out gas got her -OVER”.

“So the Hypnotic delay tactics are working? – OVER”

Jake can be seen fiddling with the console. “I’m going to switch cameras. So you can see these Jennifer Mask wearing clowns. 3 of them left. All wearing dresses. They learn fast. They’ve got gas masks. They can’t kick the doors open. The pry bar they brought didn’t work. It’s WEIRD. __OVER”

Brad grabs the phone off Angelina’s ear. Says, “Jake. All women? Can you tell if any of them are the REAL Jennifer?”

“Sit down, you goof.” Angelina pushes him into a chair.

“Eat your pop-corn.”

Leaning forward to see the monitor, Angelina says, “What’s WEIRD? -OVER”

Jake pops up on the monitor. Waving his arms. “It’s just like in our tests. The Jennifer clones are acting like the people in our STRESS tests. We didn’t test women, tho. Some are answering questions from the monitor. Others are talking to the guard with the Hypnotic Questions. Seems that the word has gotten around about your NEW warm and fuzzy SAFE Security Systems.

“WATCH the light. We’re going to Test how deep they’re under. -OVER.” The light gradually gets brighter in front of door #2. The security guards voice is saying, “Don’t –GET EXCITED.– Don’t –WAVE your arms.– Don’t –Jump up and down– just because the lights get brighter.”

Quickly all the Jennifers Jump and wave their arms. Beat on the doors and walls.

“Hey – this is Jake. Can you hear the Bob Marley reggae music? We’re going to put all 3 to SLEEP now.

“mmmppphhppppp” Brad is trying to talk with Angelina’s hand over his mouth. He pulls free. Laughing. “Where did you get this phone. This is cool. I’ve gotta get one too.”

“Crunch, crunch, crackle” is heard over the Satellite hookup. As Brad leans over close to watch and listen. The light dims slowly. The LOUD reggae gets softer. The Jennifer doll clone in the white Christian Dior dress slowly wilts onto the floor. The Blue jersey Halston wearing Jennifer clone stares dully at the monitor.

“Not now”, Angelina tells Brad. “Hey Jake. Brad wants to change the music in Hypnotic Hallway #2. Ever hear of somebody in Techno music. FAT BOY? -OVER”

On the Sat-Phone Screen – A secret door opens. Security rush in. Jump all 3 Anniston clones. Put handcuffs on them.

Jake can be heard laughing. The lights come UP. The camera switches to the control room. “I’ll look into it. Never heard of FAT BOY. -OVER”

Brad hugs Angelina. Talks fast into the Sat-phone. “Man, you gotta’ TEACH ME how you put the last 3 Jennifers to. Wish I could have done that with the REAL one. That’s incredible. -OVER”

“Yeah, can do.” Jake says and then waves.

Angelina grabs Brads hand. “Brad.” He looks at her. “BRAD. Can you get me some cellery sticks plus Strawberry icecream?” While Brad is muttering “Oh Yuck” on the way to the kitchen… Angelina talks quickly. “Jake. Do you have a short and looooong training version of what we just saw?”

“The short version is NLP coaching from me. The Long Version is 60 Hours. -OVER?”

“Ooooooooh yeah. That’s perfect. I’m paying the bills here. Send us the Looooong NLP Course. Then you and I will have a chat. – OVER

“ROGER that. I’ll keep in touch. This looks like it might work in more of your Homes. Especially the ones in Major cities. You can’t use Lions in London. -OVER.”

Brad has come back. Breaks in, “Jake – the Lions here are Great. We saw a fat photographer almost get eaten yesterday. He jumped on the hood of his car. Almost didn’t get his door closed. Boy those girl lions are fast.”

Angelina takes the phone back. “Ok, Jake. Thanks for the entertainment. We appreciate what you’ve done. Keep us informed. -OVER”

“Roger wilco. I’ll call you later. At the regular time. This is Jake –OUT”

MORE Entertainment coming up…

Glenn

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